The Fat Squirel Revolution
They decided it. They've had enough. The fat squirels are done with the horrible things being done to them. They're done with getting the same amounts of nuts as everyone else. They call it a comunist system and say they want capitalism.
Their leader, General FluffyCheeks said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They fought the other fat squirrels, who beleive the current system is good because they can all be fat together, in the battle of that one oak tree by the river. It was reported that at least one leaf fell from the tree. Tragic.
The fat squirrels that beleive the current system is good because they can all be fat together's leader, General FluffyCheeks said "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Wait isn't he the other side's leader?
I think he's both sides' leader.
Anyways I'm just wondering when they'll realize they don't have a government to revolt against.
Article writen by Fakt T. Check on December 13, 1313 B.C.E., published on Jon 13, 3993.