Bobville Is Now Officially The Biggest Country Ever!

The country of Bobville (located in the middle of the earth) has grown a bit bigger. It now covers 63.26839277619045% of earth, making it the biggest country ever. This title formerly belonged to Old Robville, which at its peak covered an entire 20 miles!


We asked Bob (the king of Bobville) what he thought of this news. The conversation went like this:

Reporter: How do you feel about being the biggest country ever?

Bob: I'm not that fat!

Reporter: I mean how do you feel about being king of the biggest country ever?

Bob: Lalaville?

Reporter: No, Bobville.

Bob: It's the biggest?

Reporter: Yes!

Bob: Neat! Is that why there are so many reporters around me?

Reporter: Yes.

Bob: Oh, I thought it was because it's Thursday.

Reporter: It's Saturday.


As you can see, he thought it was neat.

Article writen by Fakt T. Check on April 10, 2023, published on January 13, 2023.