My opinion of roborts

Robots. You here all abut them. but how do the be?

Well, I'm here to tell you that. Well first of all, never forget, robots have feelings. I just don't care about them. haha take that robots. Robots are dumb. They're coded in such a bad way that my 1956, windows -19, macintosh can't run the code for one. That computer can run anything!

Robots are also cool in some ways. They are fun to explode, and throw into volcanoes, and smash, and put into crushers, and eat, and all kinds of stuff like that.

Robots have never succeded at anything, only failed. I want to throw them out of a ventilation shaft above the water in a dam!

So next time you hear of a robot, think about this.

Article writen by Fakt T. Check on {date, put the date, it goes here, cmon you got this}, published on mayuary 21, 1954.